Archive for February, 2006

feelin’ fresh

Random quote:

I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It’s certainly worth a try. I’m convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.
-George Carlin


pickle juice

Random quote:

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.
- Salvador Dali

Hey everyone, lets all just pretend that I’ve been very good online lately and been keeping up with my weblogging, ok? Cool:wink:.


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