UNICORN!

I haven’t posted for the last couple of days, been a bit lazy. Several nights ago after walking the dog I came home and ran into Albert’s workout bar that was just conveniently placed above my eye level on his squat rack. Fun. My glasses flew off from the force and now I have a bump which better go away or I will be FUCKING PISSED.
The reason why I say this is because one of my uncles ran into a small beam underneath his old stairs several times a couple of years ago. After that he grew like a huge cartilage bump on his forehead, like an unicorn. He had to get it SURGICALLY removed. How lame is that.
I like my head the shape its in thank you very much.

