Impureminds

Me: You should try pilates
Albert’s brother aka A.B: No way! That shit is crazy!
Me: What do you mean???
*wonders if there is some associated life threatening dangers and if so I should start writing my last wishes*
A.B: It’s for flexible people
Me: ohhh…..

Yesterday I finally had my boyfriend try it and it was hilarious watching him swear and struggle to do some of the basic moves…also known as S T R E T C H I N G. Poor body builder, barely able to scratch his butt.

[edit] added a review of my domain registrar [/edit]

In a previous post I had mentioned I was trying my best to get fit and healthy. Not just so I would fit my new bikini better but because I would feel better. While those are some great benefits the things that I did not think about was simple things like…oh I don’t know, how to work comfortably for 12 hours when my pants are falling down. Or how to appear like I don’t notice my pants are dragging underneath my shoes again after a minute of being pulled up.

Lately I have decided like other millions of people out there that I will try to get in shape. For the last several days I have tried my best to eat healthier (the word diet does not compute) and have subsequently cut out all enjoyment in life. Kidding but just barely. Hopefully by the end of this journey of agony and pain I will need a new wardrobe (shopping = yes!) and look like this:

New and improved barely alive me